S.L.U.G. = Society for the Legitimization of the Ubiquitous Gastropod

Her Royal Majesty Queen Inspira was Eugene's 21st Reigning S.L.U.G. Queen from September 2003 to September 2004 at which time she became an exalted "Old Queen" (Yes, OLD is THE preferred term for OLD S.L.U.G. Queens) when she crowned the wonderful and talented Queen Scarlett O'Slimera in 2004, who then crowned the amazing and doubly gendered Queen Frank Slugsnotra in 2005.

Just think, YOU could be the next Reigning S.L.U.G. Queen if you start now. Remember our advice to all "wann-be-queens" is "Bribe early, bribe often."

By the way, it's Great to be Queen because I am the most powerful peice on the board and I can move in any direction. Oh wait, that's chess. Oh well, it applies here too. But the best part is that I don't have to remember names anymore, I just call everyone "Dahhhhling!" Life is SO much simpler!

Join the fun at the next...
S.L.U.G. Queen Competition and Coronation
September, 2006
Downtown Eugene, Saturday Market Stage
Contact the First Lady in Waiting, Kim Still (aka: FLIWKS) at (541) 686-8885 for information about registering to run for the tacky, gawdy, glamorous title of S.L.U.G. Queen.

Bundles of Love and Sluggles,
Old Queen Inspira

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